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I'm a habitual line crosser that believes everything happens for a reason, but life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances, you just have to live life to the fullest. Laugh as much as you can, spend all your money, tell someone what they mean to you, tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, love the ones who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, pig out, smile until your face hurts, be a flirt, stay up late and fall asleep watching the sun come up, don't be aftraid to take chances or fall in love . . . and most of all live in the moment, If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. No one said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

Monday, January 5, 2009

You Know You've Been at the Office Too Long When

This is where the emails start to go:

From Boss Man:
Re:  item 3 on Greg's email attached:   Please remember to delete your pdfsfrom the temporary "CMF Scanned Documents" folder after you have saved the document to the case specific folder where it belongs. 

>>> Susan  1/5/2009 3:03 PM >>>
OMG!!!!!!!!! How many times do we have to re hash this issue?

>>> Greg  1/5/2009 3:05 PM >>>
Imagine my horror when that was forwarded.  I was really only concerned with #s 1 and 2.  It is an ongoing issue in the _______ case.  There is not enough space on the server for us to do our document productions.

>>> Katie 1/5/2009 4:08 PM >>>
There's not enough room for yall to do document production and not enough time for us to review ours, quit complaining and brown nosing Greg

>>> Susan  1/5/2009 4:26 PM >>>
If he continues with this behavior we may have to re-evaluate his membership in the cool club.

>>> Greg  1/5/2009 4:37 PM >>>
I think I'm being unfairly maligned for dutifully passing along to The Man a suggestion (#1, btw), but is a "cool club" one of those things you hook onto your steering wheel to prevent someone from stealing your vehicle, but in hot neon colors or perhaps paisley?

>>> Susan 1/5/2009 4:44 PM >>>
No, that would be simply "the club" -- which prevents wrongdoing (e.g. car theft). Which is something entirely different than our cool club.  The key word, as you yourself mention Greg is dutiful. Stop being so damn dutiful and you'll be alright.

>>> Noelle  1/5/2009 4:46 PM >>>
Just remember Susan is the "softie" in her family. 

>>> Greg  1/5/2009 4:52 PM >>>
That's what she proclaimed, but I just want to know if then, as opposed to now, will I be alright?  Will my ship come in, too?  And finally, but most importantly, will she like me?

>>> Susan  1/5/2009 5:01 PM >>>
What the hell are you talking about? What ship?  Are we on a ship?  Are you hallucinating again, sailor boy?   

>>> Greg  1/5/2009 5:04 PM >>>
I must confess that I never expected you to call me in public what you call me behind closed doors.  Or, for that matter, to mention the trips we've taken together.

>>> Noelle  1/5/2009 5:06 PM >>>
Sailor boy.... do you have a little cap with a bow on it.....wow you two....pretty creative.

>>> Greg  1/5/2009 5:08 PM >>>
Is that where the bow goes?  Heck, now I have to get a hat.

Susan:
If you are adding to the wardrobe, I prefer the sailor CAP-- which doesn't have a bow.  And just for the record, since it's all out in public now, that wasn't a bow.

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