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I'm a habitual line crosser that believes everything happens for a reason, but life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances, you just have to live life to the fullest. Laugh as much as you can, spend all your money, tell someone what they mean to you, tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, love the ones who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, pig out, smile until your face hurts, be a flirt, stay up late and fall asleep watching the sun come up, don't be aftraid to take chances or fall in love . . . and most of all live in the moment, If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. No one said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Another Funny Work Email

>>> Kathleen Warner 1/5/2009 4:34 PM >>>
If You see Noelle, tell her that her elbows look really good, hot, sexy, sassy, something to that extent, she came into my office complaining of having "old lady elbows" which I didn't know existed, but apparently she thinks they do, I think it would be cute, if everyone started complimenting her on how good her elbows look.

>>> Patrick  1/5/2009 5:01 PM >>>
Fine. What about this?  Help me choose:

 "hey hot, sassy elbow lady" 

 "you have the elbows of someone much younger"

"do you have your elbows professionally done?"

" are those elbows or ornate gold statuettes attaching your forearm and upperarm?" 

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